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kablamber:

LMFAO!! Ellen, you perv.


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tumboy:

Ellen’s big announcement [x].


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“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.

They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.

I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much? (x)


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Robert Downey Jr. on Ellen May 3, 2012 (x)


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riddlemetom:

Ellen fails at scaring Dan